Proof of Life Via Bathroom Conversation

Why the bots haven't been heard from in so long: they're both in juvie. KIDDING. They thought playing in dog kennels was HILARIOUS.

Why the bots haven’t been heard from in so long: they’re both in juvie. KIDDING. They thought playing in dog kennels was HILARIOUS.

We are alive and well, and to prove it, I will transcribe a brief conversation I enjoyed with Gbot in the bathroom yesterday*

*For those not familiar with Spanish nomenclature for human anatomy, the word “pito” is Spanish–and our family word for–the little penises in the household. (Usage tip: Do not make the mistake of transferring the word to the larger, grownup version. Apparently, it is understood as insulting. Something to do with size.):

Gbot: “My potty thinks all life is evil!”

Me: (nothing)

Gbot: “My pito thinks all life is disGUSTing!”

Me: “It won’t always think that, Honey.”

Maybe for the next post, we’ll venture out of the bathroom. But there are never guarantees.

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2 thoughts on “Proof of Life Via Bathroom Conversation

  1. Whoa – parallel universes – we are barrowing a dog kennel in an attempt to crate train our new dog and Cody and Carter are very taken with it. They have played in it for hours (and it took little to no convincing on my part, that they clean it out in the back yard with a bucket of soapy water). As for the potty discussions, we have had more of the birds and bees conversations.

    • I love how simple things scan provide hours of entertainment. I didn’t even need to lock them inside! Good luck with crate training…the new dog, I mean. And good job, getting the boys to clean it out! I need to try that.

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