We are alive and well, and to prove it, I will transcribe a brief conversation I enjoyed with Gbot in the bathroom yesterday*
*For those not familiar with Spanish nomenclature for human anatomy, the word “pito” is Spanish–and our family word for–the little penises in the household. (Usage tip: Do not make the mistake of transferring the word to the larger, grownup version. Apparently, it is understood as insulting. Something to do with size.):
Gbot: “My potty thinks all life is evil!”
Gbot: “My pito thinks all life is disGUSTing!”
Me: “It won’t always think that, Honey.”
Maybe for the next post, we’ll venture out of the bathroom. But there are never guarantees.